Ten Commandments - by George Carlin

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May 26, 2012
ugalawdog98 Says:
I can assure you that I am far more educated than you could ever hope to be.

May 26, 2012
xSuperiorManx Says:
Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn't want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He's a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

May 26, 2012
suprasforlife Says:
lol which planet do you live on? More people have been killed in the wars over religion or just in the name of religion. Socialism (Including Hitler) and Communism put together has not even killed half of what religion has. Yes Hitler killed more in a shorter time frame than anyone or anything will ever top I hope, but in total, religion is the all time winner. Hell how many have died fighting over the holy land? That war has been going on forever and is far from over.. get educated then speak.

May 26, 2012
MrEba420 Says:
troo.troo!!

May 26, 2012
ugalawdog98 Says:
I love Carlin, but more people have been killed in the name of socialism than any other cause. Religion is a not even close second.

May 26, 2012
MrOliyboy Says:
U owned!

May 26, 2012
wwwtotalitaerde Says:
Germany still is working on world Control. They never gave up this idea but they failed to do it openly during the war. Today they are using snitchers to infiltrate foreign countries and manipulate their population and their government. Preferably against each other. And they infiltrate the economy of other states. They are using brainwashing and steering techniques abroad to get rid of people not being pro german. As somebody said: We don´t have nukes so we have to do this. See my channel.

May 25, 2012
ThePublicIsInsane Says:
@tabula1234567 - I laugh at people who claim "near death experiences." It's absolutely silly if they claim privileged information from the act of the near death experience. The brain releases a chemical DMT which is a body producing hallucinogen during the the process of death. I imagine to cope with the fact your dying. Plus lack of oxygen to the brain...this is a good time to catalog events?

May 25, 2012
KeselowskiTheMan Says:
George Carlin equals win

May 24, 2012
MrKnow1n Says:
There are actually over six hundred comandments. None of which we are able to keep. Which is why we need a Savior. Jesus the christ.

May 24, 2012
MattTheGates27 Says:
@EverLearningMan you're a lunatic dude lol

May 23, 2012
Ammobucket Says:
...saved from superstition and ignorance.

May 22, 2012
DaFunkee1 Says:
He's got a point....

May 22, 2012
tabula123456 Says:
"i am tired of shithead potheads like yourself" That's not true...i'm not a pothead. "ridiculing people who have had near death experiences." Dreams and nightmares....grow up "you like having a good time but your scared of the price you have to pay for it." No...that's not true either...you've got to say something of truth at some point. Ur even smashing the law of averages here. "well the price is mighty big for the things you do!" Another tale of woe and troubles form ur nightmare?

May 22, 2012
cjs2964 Says:
First of all doing drugs comes back to hurt my health but no magic man in the sky is going to light me on fire for it. It would be nice if people where always punished for doing wrong but that isn't the case unless of course they get convicted of a crime. And no I can't see gravity but I can test it and prove it exists therefore observing it. However you cannot test or observe god, there is no empirical or mathematical evidence for your religion, just a bunch of bullshit stories.

May 22, 2012
EverLearningMan Says:
i guess mommy found out you were smoking weed and grounded you,huh. took away your skateboard. got noting to do now but harass the adults

May 22, 2012
EverLearningMan Says:
i am tired of shithead potheads like yourself ridiculing people who have had near death experiences. dont believe! its your right. but know that all the things you do will have price at the end of your life. i know plenty of shitheads like yourself, you like having a good time but your scared of the price you have to pay for it. well the price is mighty big for the things you do!

May 22, 2012
tabula123456 Says:
You see....surely you can see ur own insanity here? Be objective. Go read what you have written with an open mind and tell me how anyone can possibly come to a conclusion other than, you're a nut job. You're basically saying....'if you don't believe what i say, no matter how utterly ridiculous it sounds, just go and electrocute yourself to death'. Really?...this is your response? And do you really expect people to take you seriously? Like I said, go take ur pills and get back into bed.

May 22, 2012
EverLearningMan Says:
your the one whose brain damaged. from smoking all that weed and drinking Heineken all day in your mommies basement. i came back 1000 times better than and asswipe snot nosed kid like you

May 22, 2012
EverLearningMan Says:
asshole if you dont believe me give it a try yourself. put your dick in a light socket and let a few hundred volt course through your body

May 22, 2012
tabula123456 Says:
haha.....what a response! "i was dead for over 6 minutes"... "after 5 minutes they stop reviving you because your brain is dead" So...You're saying that ur brain damaged? That just supports my earlier comment. You had little dreams and nightmares. You woke up and now believe them to be true. And now your brain is damaged, because of oxygen deprivation, to the point you can't tell what is real and what is a dream. So...no...you will not be trusted or believed on such ridiculous hallucinations.

May 22, 2012
EverLearningMan Says:
how many wrong things do you do? are you worried that someday your weed smoking or beer drinking will come back to hurt you? its only natural to receive a reward for a good deed. and to be punished for a something bad like cheating on your spouse or smoking weed,or buzzed driving. you atheists perceive that if i cant see it it doesn't exist? right? can you see gravity? how about the ozone layer? or radiation. all things the naked eye cant see. we couldn't see germs until the microscope

May 22, 2012
EverLearningMan Says:
how many things are you guilty of? everyone is guilty of something? no one is as clean as the wind driven snow. how about your parents? i assume you weren't grown from a pod? how about giving them some honor in raising you? im curious whats your life's motto ''if it feels good? do it"

May 22, 2012
EverLearningMan Says:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE!!! you know shit of what your talking about! i was dead for over 6 minutes, i woke up with a sheet over my head on the ambulance! so don't tell me what i saw and felt wasn't real! after 5 minutes they stop reviving you because your brain is dead, the paramedic said it was almost 7 full minutes. go back to smoking your weed in your mommies basement! asshole

May 22, 2012
DeepRainforest Says:
Which 10 commandments do right wing nuts prefer? The first table of stone (Exodus 20, "which Moses didst break") or the second tables of stone (Exodus 34, "the words that were on the first")?