George Carlin - Modern Man

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Jan 23, 2009
boosuff Says:
No one can say it quite like George Carlin...

Jan 22, 2009
rt36crazyfists Says:
george carlin was awesome... anyone know where i can find this in text?

Jan 22, 2009
advisory1 Says:
sad that he died but he will always be one of the best EVER

Jan 22, 2009
panchodaman Says:
I just rated this video. Pretty cool...yeah right. It's FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Jan 22, 2009
FoN2FoN Says:
Yeeees that's way hes a freaking legend

Jan 22, 2009
IzzyIsou Says:
Brilliant! What a great comedic genius!

Jan 21, 2009
2KRispey Says:
haha im a raging workaholic and a working rageaholic.

Jan 21, 2009
moosthebeast Says:
from time to time im radioactive haha legend

Jan 20, 2009
Tacotruck1166 Says:
I hope that the love of your life, to which you dedicated your life stomps your dreams of love. Then fucks your best friend and they live happily ever after. While you sit in corner crying and sobbing after she gives him a gnarly extensive, prescribed BLOW JOB.

Jan 20, 2009
Tacotruck1166 Says:
These are all phrases that mean the go on in a chain reaction as well as rhyme. You couldn't accomplish what he did in 10 years time.

Jan 20, 2009
jesus185517 Says:
AMEN!!!

Jan 20, 2009
Anstraxe Says:
Try learning some slavic languagers dudes... as for George Carlin: the best there was, the best there is, and the best that there ever will be... rest in peace.

Jan 20, 2009
srlinski Says:
Brilliant! Even when he was so old he was still in the game!

Jan 19, 2009
Adriansfubass Says:
what a poet.george rules.

Jan 19, 2009
tab1990 Says:
Bla, bla, bla.

Jan 19, 2009
Vegasgodless Says:
Who gives a fuck, you deserve the comment I made, aren't you an arrognat asshole for assuming this can only be done in English? Any good comedian can use their own language to come out with a skit this good, if not better.

Jan 19, 2009
tab1990 Says:
Yeah, if fact I'm fluent in german & french. And if you were to try and attempt this in german or french it would me a mishmash of english & german/french words. The world uses english words in its language because its all named in english. Also don't you think that you are presumptuous prick to say I have know knowledge of any other language other than english without knowing anything about me. I bet you think that you really smart cos you managed to finish college. Your education is a joke.

Jan 19, 2009
Vegasgodless Says:
Do you know any other language? Your only generalizing without full knowledge of any other language. There are very good comedians in all cultures, your statement is moot. I know of some masters of comedy in Spanish, who use that language just as eloquent.

Jan 19, 2009
Vegasgodless Says:
It's not done incoherently. It was very well thought out, and put together to rhyme, a mastery of the modern English language.

Jan 18, 2009
loqutor Says:
Have you actually studied the development of English throughout history, and its biggest influences? I have. Don't get me wrong, Spanish is a wonderful language, but it doesn't have the poetic history that English does.

Jan 18, 2009
r2sDay Says:
english language wasnt invented for poetry you dumbshit

Jan 18, 2009
r2sDay Says:
in fact you could. spanish is the most complete language in the planet. i admire carlin but this is just a bunch of rhyming words put together incoherently