Jealous alpha male monkey "attacks" man

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May 25, 2012
187RailroadBull Says:
That would be badass.

May 25, 2012
bigdoug270 Says:
Keep playing and get that azz kick

May 23, 2012
XRISTOSUNIT Says:
Welcome to jackass!;)

May 21, 2012
ThatOGDon Says:
would have been one for the record books. Sheeit, National Geographic would have been paying this family some SERIOUS cash just for the footage lol...

May 19, 2012
JoshArcane Says:
We*, you're*, And a period after "be".

May 18, 2012
smokncandy1992 Says:
is that real??!

May 17, 2012
awalk6801 Says:
I was at this zoo the other day, and as far as I can tell they removed that cable. Probably because they were worried about exactly what you said.

May 17, 2012
9512179632 Says:
monkey: "who's this bitch tryin' ruin ma form! Man, IMMA SNAP ALL HIS SHIT UP MAN!"

May 17, 2012
9512179632 Says:
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!

May 16, 2012
aaronmaclaren Says:
I'm pretty sure the monkey could escape this way, the wall isn't that high and he could just use this method to catapult over the top

May 15, 2012
RengroxP Says:
Hahah! xD

May 15, 2012
horton188 Says:
hey that monkey looks like hes having a good time.....

May 14, 2012
hidanmadness Says:
:P

May 14, 2012
MrLarus71 Says:
Just like real life ha ha. Check my video out :)

May 14, 2012
Hunter666MJ Says:
Grand theft video?Why are you doing?

May 12, 2012
robmundo Says:
Headshot. First-time offender. $2500 fine. -Shanahan.

May 12, 2012
SuperKandMegaMeg Says:
I was there today, some guy was leaning against the glass and the monkey was doing that.

May 10, 2012
JxCon77x Says:
imagine if harry potter was there

May 9, 2012
RZworld1 Says:
epic monkey

May 9, 2012
gaminkalv Says:
Can I see pictures of why the monkey was so horny over you?

May 7, 2012
RafaelFernandeSantos Says:
Do you suffer from mental issues?

May 7, 2012
khbkb Says:
Pretty nimble for a filthy, dirty, flea-infested, tick-ridden monkey.

May 6, 2012
MrDudeguy980 Says:
spidermonkey spidermonkey throws his own shit

May 6, 2012
MatthewTurner1991 Says:
Thats one crazy ninja monkey! Cant get my gymnasts to swing like that! o.0

May 6, 2012
vadersbiggestfan13 Says:
damn, nature! you violent!

Video Details

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on hi... More