George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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Feb 18, 2012
LaughingHarder0491 Says:
Those 148 people who hit the "Dislike" button, I say, "Go fuck yourself!"

Feb 18, 2012
dirtrider169 Says:
148 people nevr laugh

Feb 15, 2012
AZtwoNE Says:
May his soul rest in a garage in Buffalo

Feb 11, 2012
imbatman143 Says:
2:40 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Feb 10, 2012
TheMagnificentPony Says:
@RydensMusicOfficial i think he is screaming at us bro

Feb 10, 2012
alkabash66 Says:
He might sound as an heartless person. But I have never seen and heard a person with such a big heart and with deeply thoughts about other humans. The part where he talks about finding the nearest emergency exit, I would never thought about that there will be crippled ppl or on wheel chair on board who can't help themselves. He must really have been hurt at the human race, and disappointed.

Feb 7, 2012
theburninator888 Says:
@jonjojo4 dumbass

Feb 3, 2012
TheREGISMarkV Says:
@TheCapitalist98 They're all the same, voting is useless.

Feb 3, 2012
honzamikulka Says:
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Feb 2, 2012
Dudeatrix Says:
near miss thing: that's ultimate logic

Jan 30, 2012
Curassus Says:
Sucks for christians in Heaven they have Jimmy Fallon, for us Atheist heathens we have George Carlin and Christopher Hitchens

Jan 28, 2012
matt37862 Says:
4:45 must have been what the captain of the Costa Concordia was thinking

Jan 26, 2012
WhenYourStrange93 Says:
@mrcalderon93 you must never have heard of ron paul...

Jan 24, 2012
DoctorYo1 Says:
@jonjojo4 Are you seriously trying to have an argument in semantics with me...cause you're gonna lose here kid. If two planes nearly hit, it's a near hit....they nearly hit. You get that right? A near miss? That means that the planes struck, but they nearly missed striking each other. It's a term that has a misguided meaning. That's why it's funny; it's comedy dude. How sad it is when people like you have to be explained comedy. Is English your 2nd language?

Jan 24, 2012
BenjaminWirtz Says:
I should raise my hand during the safety lecture and ask questions like this.

Jan 23, 2012
TheCapitalist98 Says:
@mrcalderon93 your sadly mistaken, I am a Conservative Republican-ish person who uses his brain and knows that this man is fantastic. I must say, George could teach you few things about how democrats and republicans work for the same goal: getting rich and powerful, and screwing you over. Along with the corporations and the elite.

Jan 23, 2012
starr522 Says:
@mrcalderon93 LOL I am a Republican. Difference is I find this man to have been brilliant.Often the truth about plain old stupid stuff can be funny as hell. And I am quite sure you feel the same way.

Jan 23, 2012
matijafolks Says:
Air marshall Carlin xD

Jan 22, 2012
ChainGangPictures Says:
Classic!

Jan 22, 2012
FreakyNightmare Says:
@TheDunefanatic That's even better. What a great man. I myself want to be cremated too. And I would like to be a fish food - or at least I hope they wouldn't put me in a nice vase and place it on the mantelpiece.

Jan 21, 2012
deadshot1995 Says:
Because of this, I laugh my ass off every time I hear the safety lecture before a flight.

Jan 21, 2012
mrcalderon93 Says:
145 people are Republican

Jan 19, 2012
kutkinderen Says:
@RydensMusicOfficial He is in Hell now looollllllllllll :P

Jan 18, 2012
TheDunefanatic Says:
@FreakyNightmare Exactly, but he's not worm food. He was cremated.

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George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and, among other things - the way a seat belt works ! - in a sense, he saved my life. thank you, george carlin. ******************************
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