Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

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May 26, 2012
fer49567 Says:
this is so funny

May 26, 2012
GaMaHoLiC913 Says:
Achmed is the best(even better than Walter and bubba j)

May 26, 2012
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May 26, 2012
FeistyForJustice Says:
There is no source for his story, he is intentionally posting stories from his own retarded mind. I've been following his activity the past 2 weeks and I've seen him post some absurd ridiculous stories and lies and fabricate some of the most stupid things you will ever hear. Then he jumps on his other accounts and gives thumb up to all his stories to make them appear as top comment. Guys just report this snake to youtube, he deserves to be banned for using lies to instigate hatred towards people

May 26, 2012
FeistyForJustice Says:
So when a man has sex with their wife its called 'RAPE"? You really are stupid aren't you but thats to be expected from someone who constantly posts lies on youtube to instigate hatred and violence. So you claim Muhammed had 11 wifes and 20 slaves and he "RAPED" all of them, were you hanging around his window watching inside his bedroom every night? Go on prove that he has 11 wifes and 20 slaves and he RPAED THEM ALL show us where it says that and if you cant post proof you will look like a FOOL

May 26, 2012
FeistyForJustice Says:
Guys just report that racist, hateful, corrupt bigot named "allahuackhhptuuu" . His on the way to getting banned by Youtube

May 26, 2012
reasonanonymous Says:
"Did they say it would be only female virgins?" "Wholly crap!" LOL

May 25, 2012
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May 25, 2012
juicersxy7 Says:
You did it!!! A fairly "solid" note with an actual glimpse of originality. Congratulations! But avoiding capital letters is about as cool as rappers ("musicians") intentionally misspelling words. A'ight? Have a pleasant evening with your kinfolk (banjo jam session or barn dance?). I love you.

May 25, 2012
icewalterina Says:
i just dont want to argue with a lonely grammar nazi with no sense of humor.. still you're a dipshit

May 25, 2012
juicersxy7 Says:
Still no adequate sentences! Amazing how many Americans are illiterate. Did you finish junior high school or did "Daddy" make you drop out and work the farm at age 14? Hey make a SOCK puppet and pretend you're Jeff Dunham! Use the other sock for, er, your internet...addiction. Just wash it at least once a week. Silly you.

May 25, 2012
icewalterina Says:
no.. dipshit..

May 25, 2012
almosamem2 Says:
no racist jokes but the whole show is racist

May 25, 2012
1sugarcoatedgurl Says:
Oh and one more thNg,lollypops and gumdrops lmao

May 25, 2012
1sugarcoatedgurl Says:
I liked it!!!ppl need to buzz off about the religious stuff.seriously its a joke,you know! 'haha' gosh your acting like the man with the doll thang flew a plain into that building place on september 11,but...anyways,what im saying is,judge much?

May 25, 2012
LuMu0804 Says:
10 best minutes of my life

May 25, 2012
zmez101 Says:
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May 25, 2012
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May 25, 2012
rudeboykp Says:
Silenlence I rape u

May 25, 2012
toutagamon Says:
Fiiirst! No wait...!

May 25, 2012
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May 25, 2012
MrAmidora Says:
this is a comment, its like many others, but this one is mine

May 25, 2012
juicersxy7 Says:
While I congratulate you on the simplicity of your reply, you STILL managed to screw up the only word you wrote. "No!" should have been capitalized, you slack-jawed mouth-breather. Do you want to watch some REAL comics? YouTube: George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedberg, Sarah Silverman, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, and Steven Wright for starters. I want your report on my desk by tomorrow morning. And you WILL be graded on grammar and punctuation so put on your thinking cap!