George Carlin - Saving the Planet

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May 26, 2012
IIICRYSTALMETHODIII Says:
This guy is still my fucking hero...

May 26, 2012
cragmac1000 Says:
I find it funny that you listen to Carlin's comedy and then proceed to the predictable small dick personal attack on me, now you look like a complete and total moron. That's one of the most predictable personal attacks from someone with little to no intelligence or ability to understand the nuances of comedy.

May 25, 2012
tripillthreat Says:
Holy shit. This is the first time I've ever disagreed with George Carlin. Extinction is what nature does? Well, yes, but nature "does" fires, too. Does that mean we shouldn't fight fires? Brilliant, brilliant man. I guess it's somehow comforting to know even *he* wasn't perfect.

May 25, 2012
1776freedomordie Says:
I think you misspelled Fucked

May 25, 2012
MsDieerdbeere Says:
He's a bit arrogant, but he doesn't care. He's a great comediant and speaks only the truth.

May 25, 2012
perious931 Says:
Hm... What to do...? I have a small dick and I live with my mom, so I'm gonna go ahead and nitpick at the world's greatest comedian's routine. Now people will notice me. :) Ooh, I'll even pick out a really obvious thing that he obviously knew about. Now I look like a genius!

May 24, 2012
BlaccEagle Says:
Not only is his choices of words and the way he phrases his sentences perfect, but his body language is also of worldclass. A true legend

May 24, 2012
sexyloser Says:
There's microorganisms and insects that can survive nuclear radiation. The new life that evolves from those creatures will be immune to that radiation. Like he said, the Earth (and life) will be fine. We won't.

May 24, 2012
Jweldy319 Says:
Here not hear. im not illiterate just hit the wrong autofill suggestion.

May 24, 2012
Jweldy319 Says:
You are still the man george. Wish u were hear today but with the way our countrys gettin fucked by the powers that be, it would probably give u another heart attack. Rip george thanks for tellin it like it is not how the govt says it should be

May 24, 2012
TheUshtipack Says:
and how is the earth threatened by plastic? Why should the Earth heal itself from plastic?

May 24, 2012
AZtwoNE Says:
It goes like this "the planet is fine, the people are fucked" Now go back to the bottom where you belong!

May 24, 2012
Chuck Laurens Says:
George is funny as hell! So are these guys! Watch Call Time and you can see the next up and coming comedians! Your welcome!

May 23, 2012
MyMidnightThunder Says:
We are right now is possibly going through another mass extinction. Perfectly natural, Mother Earth would probably be rid of us by the end of this millennium if we don't do something about it. So basically "saving the planet" is just saving ourselves :D

May 23, 2012
SergeantFive Says:
4:07 has to be my favorite part

May 23, 2012
cragmac1000 Says:
Yes, I realize that in deep water mining and deep under water remote sea-rovers have found these conditions of boiling nuclear energy being emitted in 'hot spots' in deep water trenches all over the Earth's oceans. You can't ignore our ignorance of the long-term implications of now 'decommissioned' nuclear facilities across the world decomposing/leaking into the earth and the groundwater. Look up Hanford,WA in wikipedia and tell me that isn't a big fucking problem in western Washington.

May 22, 2012
MogofWar Says:
You we have found naturally occuring nuclear reactors in subterranean regions near deposits of uranium. Never mind the fact that nuclear reactions of higher order of magintude than all the nuke-plants in the world, are what produce all that molten material beneath our feet. Never mind the fact that if all life on the planet dies, the planet itself is still just dandy in this scenario. His whole rant looks at this fromt he planet's point of view. Not any of its inhabitants.

May 22, 2012
AnotherWacko Says:
Research how the earth got the moon and tell us all about how nuclear war can do worse than that. "But what about the radiation?" Pull up satellite photos of Chernobyl. Do you see a dead area? Or do you see an area abandoned by humans but otherwise full of life, mainly because it's been abandoned by humans?

May 22, 2012
nomarjr3 Says:
Research shows that a type of fungus eats plastic. So yeah, Carlin was right: The Earth heals itself.

May 21, 2012
cragmac1000 Says:
4:49 every fucking time this gets me LOL! Same could be said for the people that live in the Louisiana delta ten feet or so below sea level at the mouth of the gulf of Mexico back in August of 2005.

May 21, 2012
cragmac1000 Says:
3:10 I will say in contest to George's thoughts on this subject of 'saving the planet' he may have overlooked the threat of Nuclear energy in conceit with the IAEA and NPT, just slipped his fucking mind a little there, but he's basically right, but for that.

May 21, 2012
cragmac1000 Says:
I should've extended that spectrum of similarities to 2:27, so I did. Fucking self-important elitist cunts.

May 21, 2012
cragmac1000 Says:
1:52-2:03 Namely Red Sox blue-blood fan-types; specifically speaking: elitist cunts.

May 21, 2012
cragmac1000 Says:
....assholes! A new paradigm called: 'The Earth+plastic'

May 21, 2012
TPund Says:
You know what I love about George Carlin? No matter whether you love him or hate him, agree or disagree, disapprove or approve, he made you THINK. Just look at the comments of nearly every single clip of him on Youtube. They're hotbeds of debate and disagreement. Why? Because what he said got inside your noggin and made you THINK about what he said. And I'm fairly certain that if he were alive today to read these comments he'd love every bit of it.