George Carlin - Children

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May 24, 2012
NormacHC Says:
I listen to Carlin every day.... The truth never gets old.

May 23, 2012
VampireofEpicness Says:
Which is why im not having fucking kids.

May 23, 2012
MaggotCrotch Says:
I wished children would be children but now days all it is are video games..iPhones ..ipads etc ....its a shame children need to have little excess to this. But oh well. Mr Carlin was just a great talented man! R.I.P

May 23, 2012
Godiva119 Says:
Unfortunately, parents become so cranky .. just let the child be a child ..

May 18, 2012
TheBlueObsessionfan Says:
RIP George

May 13, 2012
07verdus21 Says:
His favorite word is "bullshit" haha

May 13, 2012
DrSlick138 Says:
His views were all true :/

May 13, 2012
CarolineRaRaRa Says:
Amazingly the audience are laughing at the parts that really arnt funny at all...just the frightening truth.

May 12, 2012
Elle Bliss Says:
Except that u were one.

May 11, 2012
oliver2k94 Says:
Makes you laugh and think simultaneously. George Carlin is the greatest comedian of all time..

May 9, 2012
trippyphreak Says:
Fuck kids

May 8, 2012
journews Says:
Его слова актуальны и для России.

May 3, 2012
vorcys Says:
There was a Portuguese dramaturg, Gil Vicente, who used to say that the best way to learn is through humor. Mr. Carlin is proof of that.

May 3, 2012
SongBirdJesusFreak Says:
This guy's awesome. They need to get rid of Public Schools period.

May 2, 2012
toysarealive1 Says:
The better philosophers usually have a good sense of humor.

Apr 30, 2012
Rockmaster2112 Says:
Lol, if I ever become a dad I'm just going to watch all these George Carlin bits and use it as a guide.

Apr 29, 2012
RyanGiggsOBE Says:
ahhh i do miss digging holes with sticks.

Apr 27, 2012
dontjudgeme041 Says:
well said!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 22, 2012
joannaa25 Says:
all parents should watch this

Apr 20, 2012
shindean Says:
i think of him as a grandfather, but a really funny one

Apr 18, 2012
Lava91point0 Says:
Ya lost bobby!! Ya lost youre a loser bobby!!!

Apr 16, 2012
threadysparrow Says:
there was a kid on the news who was at a friend's house overnight and he didnt tell his mom. so the mom, instead of calling the kid's friends to see where he was, she called the police, and they called the news. and it was all over the news in the morning that this kid was missing and then they found him after 6-7 hours. and the news made a HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL about it.

Apr 16, 2012
aidenmccloskey Says:
He tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth when it comes to the U.S. George Carlin was one of the few men who would tell it how it is. When George Carlin died the voice of truth and reason got a little quieter. Whenever I feel like I'm losing hope in myself I turn to Carlin. At times I think - are people this fucking ignorant? Are people this fucking stupid? Carlin gives me a solid answer. Yes. Another question. Am I the only one who's feeling this? No.

Apr 15, 2012
LtSurge659 Says:
Not to mention misspelling a simple word in the process.

Apr 13, 2012
Freiheitskaempfer15 Says:
what the fuck do you think philosophy is about? Not reality, hey? I hate when people try to correct other people and are wrong.