George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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May 16, 2012
Vitkiss Says:
Pure genius.

May 15, 2012
procrastinator99 Says:
And they loved their work so much, you know they're doing shows down there!

May 12, 2012
0Heavy0Metal0 Says:
"...I might have brought my arrowhead collection...but I didn't! So I am not going to spend time looking for it!" For the love of Pete, is that not one of the funniest things you've heard? RIP George, your the best.

May 12, 2012
maybe her Says:
ok.......

May 7, 2012
ZFOindahouse69 Says:
don't forget Bill Hicks...

May 7, 2012
noxus5555 Says:
Yes He is Dead He died in 2008 look it up if u don't believe it rest in peace I love his humor

May 5, 2012
TheUsualSuspect7 Says:
weird I was going to press those same letters in those order ass

May 5, 2012
TheUsualSuspect7 Says:
He isn't dead

May 3, 2012
Tebay71 Says:
And Bill Maher

May 2, 2012
TrojenMonkey Says:
Dude o_o Don't necropost; no matter how much merit you have on the matter.

May 2, 2012
champton321 Says:
Idiot. If they didn't miss each other, what did they do? THEY HIT EACH OTHER! And there's no such thing as "nearly missing avoiding hitting each other." That's a double-negative, in case you didn't know, which you obviously didn't. Please learn proper English before commenting. You may end up coming across as slightly intelligent. :P

May 2, 2012
champton321 Says:
Tell the "captain" Air Marshal Carlin says "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!" :D

Apr 27, 2012
1howardfan Says:
BRILLIANT

Apr 26, 2012
microsf121 Says:
What would we put in it?

Apr 26, 2012
Novaspes82 Says:
How can one LAND on water? I mean, it's water, it's not land!

Apr 22, 2012
Freebleepers Says:
Water landing= crash into the water! Exactly... street landing I guess also means crashing into the middle of some city street too... lol.

Apr 22, 2012
TrunksTrevelyan Says:
Ah, this video shows just what kind of amazing things can happen when you question everything you read and hear.

Apr 19, 2012
GymMasterAlex Says:
Fuck it, next flight I'm going on, I'm telling the pilot AND copilot that Air Marshall Carlin told them to go fuck themselves.

Apr 17, 2012
roussemayor Says:
I'm from France, and I love this comic. I recall a great French comic who call Mbala Mbala dieudonné. he played on a skech bush and Colin Powell, the title is in French and it is very funny and true. then he played an Israeli settler and military that won him eight trials. it is enti-Zionist. I tell you, that the Zionist lobby leads the world in the disaster.

Apr 17, 2012
AMD2600 Says:
I was laughing the whole way through.

Apr 15, 2012
AnywhereButHere09 Says:
woooeeee he's WIRED on this gig...!!

Apr 13, 2012
shishera1 Says:
THE LADY ON THE PLANE... Lmao. xD

Apr 11, 2012
ILikeToEatDirt45 Says:
seatbelt...high tech shit lol

Apr 8, 2012
Ruski18 Says:
you can say that it was a NEAR MISS

Apr 6, 2012
punkrocker340 Says:
my cursor nearly missed the 'like' button... YEAH, BUT NOT QUITE!

Video Details

George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and, among other things - the way a seat belt works ! - in a sense, he saved my life. thank you, george carlin. ******************************
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